Hot Takes Only

Fire-breathing opinions, delivered in print.

“Hot Takes Only” is a surreal snapshot of a chill dragon sipping news and exhaling truth — or possibly another headline.

A soft, bold, and absurd tee for readers, thinkers, firestarters, and quiet legends who dress like they’re in on the joke.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

• Relaxed unisex fit (size up for oversized look)

• Printed only when ordered – no deadstock, no waste

BOTTEES Drop 001: Pastel Anomalies

Designed in Unreal.

Fit: Unisex — true to size. Size up for oversized streetwear vibe.
Material: 100% airlume combed cotton
Weight: Lightweight, breathable comfort